Bert is a minor recurring character in The CW 2019 television series Roswell, New Mexico. He hangs around the Wild Pony, attending both Woman As Warrior class and an open mic night. Bert is portrayed by La'Charles Trask.
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Bert attends Maria DeLuca's Woman As Warrior class, which is held in the parking lot of the Wild Pony. He "thought it was a palates class", but Maria takes his money and tells him there's a goddess in everyone. When Maria asks everyone to write down their fears, Bert says aloud that his fear is werewolves.[1]
Bert later attends an open mic event at the Wild Pony. He performs his piece "Visceral Werewolf part 2" which he dedicates to "[his] boy Che Che, may he rest in peace." His piece is just one long howl. Forrest performs after him.[2]
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"Look, I'll tell you one thing. This town's missing a Valenti". - Bert to Kyle in Walk on the Ocean
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Bert appears in the following episodes:
| Roswell, New Mexico | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
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| Season 3 episodes | ✔ | ✔ | ✔ | ✔ | |||||||||
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